10. How to deal with annoying neighbors
Answer: Drown them
9. How to peel a banana
Answer: Pray to God to get rid of the peel for you
8. How to get an abortion
Answer: Numbers 5, Hosea 9:14-16, 2 Samuel 12
7. Foreskins the perfect gift for any occasion
Answer: 1 Samuel 18
6. How to get high without using drugs
Answer: Read the book of Revelation
5. How to donate sperm without masturbating
Answer: Use a vagina
4. How to prevent pregnancy
Answer: Abstinence
3. How to get rid of mold in your house
Answer: Get your local priest to scrape it all off, after the priest gets rid of the mold, he is to take a living bird, and dip it in t